SEJENAK BERCANDA (JOKE FOR A MINUTE)

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1. "Aku sedang diet, tapi perutku terus bilang 'diet air ya?'" - "I'm on a diet, but my stomach keeps saying 'a water diet, huh?'"
2. "Kalo dulu beli es krim cuma seribu, sekarang mahal banget, minta satu ribu lagi." - "Back then, buying ice cream only cost a thousand, now it's so expensive, asking for another thousand."
3. "Bapak: 'Kamu sekolah apa?' Anak: 'Kalo lagi siang, sekolah siang. Kalo malem, sekolah malem.'" - "Father: 'What school do you attend?' Child: 'If it's daytime, I go to school in the daytime. If it's nighttime, I go to school at night.'"
4. "Kalau hidup cuma soal makan dan tidur, anjing lebih bahagia daripada manusia." - "If life is just about eating and sleeping, dogs are happier than humans."
5. "Aku punya masalah: aku suka makan, tapi takut gemuk. Solusinya? Makan sambil berdiri. Berdiri aja sampe kenyang." - "I have a problem: I love eating, but I'm afraid of getting fat. The solution? Eat while standing. Just stand until you're full."
6. "Guru: 'Kamu telat lagi, sudah ketiga kalinya minggu ini. Kamu tahu hukumannya apa?' Siswa: 'Iya, Bu. Berarti saya minggu depan sudah tidak telat lagi dong.'" - "Teacher: 'You're late again, for the third time this week. Do you know the punishment?' Student: 'Yes, Ma'am. It means I won't be late next week, right?'"
7. "Kamu tahu kenapa sapi bisa berkeliaran dengan bebas? Karena gak ada yang menyapihnya." - "Do you know why cows can roam freely? Because no one weans them."
8. "Kenapa T-rex tidak bisa bermain drum? Karena dia sudah punah." - "Why can't T-rex play the drums? Because it's extinct."
9. "Aku sedang mencoba menjadi vegetarian, tapi sayurannya terus minta nasi." - "I'm trying to be a vegetarian, but the vegetables keep asking for rice."
10. "Kenapa telor tidak pernah bercerai? Karena kalau pisah, sudah jadi telor mata sapi." - "Why don't eggs ever get divorced? Because if they separate, they become sunny-side up eggs."
11. "Kenapa jarum jam berbahaya? Karena selalu berputar-putar dan gak pernah putus." - "Why are clock hands dangerous? Because they keep spinning around and never break."
12. "Aku tidak suka baju yang terlalu sempit. Aku lebih suka baju yang lebih lapang, supaya napas baju bisa lebih lega." - "I don't like clothes that are too tight. I prefer looser clothes, so that the clothes can breathe easier."
13. "Saatku menulis ini, aku baru sadar bahwa tanganku sebenarnya sangat berguna. Terima kasih, tangan, baru sekarang kau berguna." - "As I write this, I just realized that my hands are actually very useful. Thank you, hands, for finally being useful."
14. "Kenapa semut tidak pernah sakit? Karena mereka punya obat semutaminophen." - "Why don't ants ever get sick? Because they have antaminophen."
15. "Aku pernah baca buku panduan kebahagiaan, tapi terlalu tebal jadi aku bahagia aja sama bukunya." - "I once read a happiness guidebook, but it was too thick, so I just enjoyed the book itself."
16. "Kenapa gajah tak pernah bersembunyi di dalam lemari? Karena mereka tidak muat." - "Why don't elephants hide in the closet? Because they don't fit."
17. "Saat aku merasa jatuh cinta, mungkin hanya dompetku yang jatuh." - "When I feel like falling in love, maybe it's just my wallet that falls."
18. "Kenapa kata 'tidak ada yang sempurna' tidak sempurna? Karena ada yang sempurna banget." - "Why is the phrase 'nothing is perfect' not perfect? Because there are some things that are absolutely perfect."
19. "Aku sangat pandai menyimpan rahasia, tapi hanya dalam waktu singkat." - "I'm really good at keeping secrets, but only for a short time."
20. "Hidup itu seperti kamera: harus selalu tersenyum, tapi jangan lupa ada tombol delete juga." - "Life is like a camera: you always have to smile, but don't forget there's a delete button too."

Semoga beberapa kata-kata humor ini bisa membuat Anda tersenyum! 

Keep smile........